Quote of the day

' Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give hersperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give youa home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you giveher a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatis given to her. So, if you give her any crap,be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

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